All change, even change for the better, is bad.
The best way to bond with people is to hunt vermin together. Sometimes, the vermin must be clandestinely introduced. They will never notice that you are hunting for the same lizard a third time.
Yelling in an irritated fashion is the best way to get people to help you.
Food tastes better when you drag in into a shadowy crevice and pretend you killed it.
Nothing other people are doing is more important than helping you groom.
The stuff lodged between your toes? Delicious!
Tasty things are definitely worth digging through the trash.
Sometimes parts of your body plot against you. Bite them for their impudence.
Gaslighting isn't a sport, it's a way of life.
Friends exist so that there's someone you can leave stuck on the roof more than once.
Siblings make excellent bait.
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