The Golden Ratio

Some people will tell you that the golden ration is a/b=1+b/a. This is lies. The golder ratio is Q=C/B
Where Q is quality of Jane's week, C is time spent with Señor C and B is time spent with my boss. Ah, those halcyon days where the ratio was close to infinity. When will we see them again?

Well, since she's off fighting the ecological ramifications of improper fire extinguising for two weeks, soon enough. Soon enough.

I've just spent fifteen minutes trying to spell halcyon correctly. Eventually, I asked Señor C, who got it right off the bat. And I had a dream where there was a shark in our living room, and he punched it out. He's pretty awesome.