*Said with innocent intent, by C.
Me, to dog: "Yes, it's pork liver pate with bacon. I am enjoying it. It's so much better than anything you've ever tasted."
Passing man: "It's not better than anything my dogs have ever tasted. I feed them exclusively on raw, organic meats and free range eggs."
Me: "Is this your dog?"
PM: "No..."
Me: "Then excuse me, we're in the middle of a conversation. So tasty... so much better than kibble... "
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