Fun Game

When gossiping about someone extremely attractive and the poor sap afflicted with a crush, roll your eyes and say, "Oh, X. Everyone had a crush on X."

There's a 60% chance that your conversation partner will roll their eyes and agree. There's a much more entertaining 40% chance that you've uncovered their secret crush. They will either be amazed by your perspicacity or convinced that someone ratted them out.

Either way, it's a great way to kill an afternoon.