"Um, I'd love to help your daughter with Girl Scouts, but those cookies are delicious, and I have a thing where I don't eat things that aren't graded for human consumption. Non food grade cotton oil is scary, and we both know I wouldn't throw cookies away...."
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clearly, the solution is to move far away from parents, refuse to befriend anyone with children at home, and sneer at munchkins at the store. i haven't been asked to buy cookies in years (five at last count). sucess.
I got petitioned over e-mail. Ner ner ner.
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